1 In an event named Bubble Baba, Russians use inflatable s3xdolls to swim down the Vuoska Rapids!
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
2 Their addiction to Vodka is famous. Some Russian school teachers are even paid in vodka, just because of their addiction to the holy water!
3 Russian likes it to be clean. They aren’t allowed to drive a dirty car. It is a serious crime!
4 The mayor of Megion, in western Siberia, banned ‘making excuses’ in the town. Someone please bring this ban in US too!
5 Russians get a day off every year on 12th September to go intimate with their mates. Moreover, there are special rewards for the ladies who deliver their baby after nine months. Insane!
6 In Russia, you are simply not allowed to talk about gay people to your children. Russians are so liberal!
7 Russians are known to drink 4.8 gallons of alcohol per year on an average. For a reference, the amount is just double of what doctors consider harmful for human consumption.
8 Want to dine at the world’s largest McDonald’s? Then you have to visit Moscow! The restaurant can serve more than 700 people at any particular time.
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