1 Avoiding Dryness
With the harsh sun out there, it's important to protect your skin. So put on sun screen, and don't forget to apply some to your lips for that added protection from dry and chapped lips.
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A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.
" Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."""
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
What's the distance from the earth to the moon?
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
2 Extra Boost
Try to get some lip gloss that contains a bit of peppermint oil. This is ideal for giving that extra boost of shine and tastiness.
3 Remove Flakes
When your lips dry up, they tend to get flaky. And that is never a pleasing look. So take a warm rag and rub your lips to get rid of those excess dead skin cells.
4 Sexiness
If you want to wear some lipstick, but want to look even more kissable, then dab just a smidge of lip gloss in the center of your lip tip.
5 That Matte Look
If you want that sexy matte type look, there is a nice cheap way of doing it! Just put a little bit of concealer on your lips before applying the shiny lip gloss.
6 A Soft and Shimmery look
An excellent way to achieve this look is to just dab on a little bit of Vaseline. It will look so smooth.
7 Shiny
Keeping your lips shiny is a simple process. You just have to put on some lip gloss. And just keep applying some during the day. It's all in the maintenance. This also ensures your lips stay moist.
8 Fuller Lips
You can slightly extend your lip line by using a bit of flesh tone type of lip liner. This ensures a much fuller looking set of lips on your face!
9 Plump Lips
Use those lip liners to make your lips look bigger. Don't be shy!
10 Whiter teeth
If you feel your teeth could look a little bit whiter, then using lipstick with an under tone of blueish will do the trick.
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