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A blonde was on vacation
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
9 Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable
SourceWhile there are a lot of things here that cant be unseen, at least the shoe choice is practical for walking.
8 I bought them like this
SourceThere was that period where we were all paying extra money for pre-ripped jeans at the mall. Somehow, these seem a little more homemade.
7 Britney + Pizza = Love
SourceBe honest: You wish you were as passionate about anything in your life as this guy is about Britney and pepperoni.
4 Who Wore it Best?
SourceFine, we can wear the matching outfits. I just dont want to look too touristy, OK?
2 When Nothing Else Fits
SourceWhen youre feeling big and bloated but still need to run errands? This is the cover-all outfit for you.
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