1 You Find Children poop everywhere.
Children of Chinese are often dressed in split pants so that they can use bathroom whenever they want without someones help, also where ever they want :D
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Once there was a magical mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror.
The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one."
Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one."
Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said " I think...*poof*"
Then she suddenly dissapearred forever
2 Chinese police use geese as an alternative to police dogs.
They think geese have great vision and are aggressive compared to dogs.
3 Chinese ladies can restore their virginity.
A few ladies decide to restore their hymens before their marriage.
4 You need to apply to have children and get government approval.
Married Chinese couples must be affirmed for a Family Planning Certificate three months before or after the pregnancy.
5 Every day at 7 pm, Chinese TVs are turned into the same channel for a 30-minute news program.
The program is controlled by China Central Television and has been the nations most-viewed TV program.
6 They have a celebration devoted to eating dogs because they think it will help for good health.
Chinese convention thinks that eating canine meat stimulates internal warmth, alongside bringing good fortunes and wellbeing
7 Need to keep away from traffic? Dont worry about it! You can hire somebody.
There are services you can call to hire somebody on a bike to get you, while somebody sits in your vehicle and holds up.
8 China reproduces many of the cities from around the world
China has one of its very own culture, but they are well known for replicating other cities from around the world, for example, the one above of Themes Town, a smaller version of City of London.
9 Chinese researchers will wear panda costumes to fool cubs.
Specialists at the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda spruce up in panda suits so that when they work with offspring, they dont feel debilitated
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